Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
