Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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