she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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