I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I want to make a zoo with you.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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