But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
from now on my penis is your penis
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
