are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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