No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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