You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it hurts more in the daytime
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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