real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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