Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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