I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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