You surviving the open bar?
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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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