This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
