sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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