pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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