All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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