Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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