Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
