I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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