Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is Oprah even human
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
wow bdsm is so cute
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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