I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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