If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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