I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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