i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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