Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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