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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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