she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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