I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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