you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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