i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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