and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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