youre lurking in front of me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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