well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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