I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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