Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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