Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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