I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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