yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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