they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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