Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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