Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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