I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Oh god it's open bar.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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