Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You ate ashes out of my bong
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
