Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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