Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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