So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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