I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
