lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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