where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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