my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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