Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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